by Bazerkdajerk September 08, 2006
Sticking your dick in somebody else's pee hole
going from pole to pole (two dicks facing each other) to pole (now the two dicks have formed one fat dick)
going from pole to pole (two dicks facing each other) to pole (now the two dicks have formed one fat dick)
Daniel: Dude Caleb totally got caught dick fucking last Friday.
Scott: yeah i hear he had to go to the hospital for that shit
Scott: yeah i hear he had to go to the hospital for that shit
by Miguel Antonio Franco February 17, 2008
by Kelly P., Crystal A. December 25, 2008
by bubbasaywhat August 02, 2008
A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.
I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.
by cupcakes10 February 28, 2010
I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.
by A fuckin men to that June 10, 2006
Guy 1-"Did you get dick fucked last night cause i did and it felt soooo good?!"
Guy 2-"nah, I didnt but i wish. You sure are a lucky man!"
Guy 2-"nah, I didnt but i wish. You sure are a lucky man!"
by mydickhasbeenfuckedintheass November 05, 2017