dick fuck

Short for dick head and fucker. It's something that you'd say to a penis wrinkle or an asshole.

My boss is a dick fuck.

by Bazerkdajerk September 8, 2006

dick fuck

Someone who is ignorant and stupid. No longer welcome at gatherings or events.

Hey Tina, you hanging out with that kid ramone? That kids a fucking dick fuck.

by Kelly P., Crystal A. December 24, 2008

dick fuck

person who understnds nothing that is said to them

eddie is such a dick fuck!

by bubbasaywhat September 27, 2008

dick fuck

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.

by cupcakes10 February 27, 2010

dick fuck

inserting a finger or foreign object into the penis hole.

I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.

by A fuckin men to that June 11, 2006

dick fuck

A way of sex by shoving small items down a man's pee pee hole.

Guy 1: "I was dick fucked so hard!"
Guy 2: "Holy shit! What did they put down your penis this time?"
Guy 1: "His penis!"
Guy 2: "that's nasty.."

by Burger King Whore February 14, 2012

Dick fuck

A type of defencive tower in games that fire lasers at your paratroopers; especially prism towers from command and conquer red alert two.

"What?! That god damm dick fuck just zapped all my fucking paratroopers!"

by TomatoCzar May 8, 2008