dick diver

one who loves to dive on other guys dicks with out thinking twice about it

that dude is a dick diver

by dick diver1 April 16, 2014

dick diver

A guy who is exhibiting the instinctual behavior of piling up as many women as possible and then diving into them, dick first.

That guy has been hitting on every women in here. He's such a dick diver.

by LangHack October 26, 2015

Dick diver

Some one who loves diving for dick , head first.

That Todd Maney is a real dick diver.

by Maxpowers269u July 21, 2023

certified dick diver

A person who lives for the dick

bryan callen is a certified dick diver

by yaaaacuda November 29, 2017

dick diversity

A term to refer to the lack of dick size representation in pornographic material.

There is a severe lack of dick diversity in Overwatch porn.

by Satumi the Neet February 9, 2019

dick dier

a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.

*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier

or

lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*

by muph October 11, 2021

Diversity Dick

A man with a Diversity Dick is one who will hook up with any person.

Joe boned white girls, black girls, Asian girls, tall girls, short girls, your grandma, and your 19-year-old sister. He has a diversity dick

by iliketoshitmypants69 October 31, 2019