An inconvenient, frustrating, protracted waste of time characterized by repetition of the same actions or movements without foreseeable relief. Often occurs in vehicles or business meetings when participants cannot find their way to a destination because of a variety of disruptive or impeding factors or people.
by James Awkwards June 7, 2004
When you twist your penis with another into a well taught knot. Then, you and your teamate pour olive oil over them, crank up some dubstep, blindfold eachother, and attempt to undue the knot.
Last night Brandon and I went dick dancing! Omg, it took forever to unwind our penises. I wish we hadn't used a butterfly knot
by TheJabberJay February 21, 2015
1. When one or more person(s) suffer from an overload of testosterone combined with extreme boredom that results in sporadic and meaningless conversation, expressed by prancing around while disregarding all work that needs to be done.
1. "WOW! I'm having so much fun picking up these goddamn leaves while Bob and Jaime sit over there and dick dance around!"
2. "Hey, Bob. Where the hell is Jaime?"
"He's out dick dancing while I'm stuck here doing all the fucking work!"
2. "Hey, Bob. Where the hell is Jaime?"
"He's out dick dancing while I'm stuck here doing all the fucking work!"
by Joseph Willie November 8, 2007
The result of a male orgasm without any active stimulation. As the penis struggles to relieve itself during climax, it bops and twitches while ejaculating semen.
by Difference Maker March 17, 2008
When a man pulls down his pants and thrusts his hips back and forth so that his penis hits his stomach. It makes a fun slapping sound!
by Googirl July 11, 2008
An ancient ritual preformed by tying arrowheads and rose thorns to multiple penises and make them do a helicopter dick to each other
by It’s fucking, Ellis February 27, 2022
The Act of Controlling and Moving your Dick in an Up and Down Motion without physically touching it. Used to Amaze your Partner in the Dance of Dick Rituals.
by Mr.W0RLDWIDE January 20, 2019