dick chips 

dikchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.

Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!

dick chips by Kipui December 8, 2006

Dick Chips 

The unwashed crusties that flake off the tip of the penis .

Jordan took off his pants and his dick chips we're flying evergwhere!!

Dick Chips by Pilkja April 23, 2017

dick chips 

chips rubbed on someones dick/vag deliberately as a trap. see mall rats.

man that guy reached in and ate the dickchips (dick chips)!!

dick chips by E-nig May 10, 2016

dick chips 

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I just ate those dick chips right out of Christian's pants.

dick chips by Galen-- May 20, 2006

dick chips 

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I jsut ate those dick chips right out of christian's pants

dick chips by fdhjaffa July 30, 2008

dick and chips 

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips

Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups

dick and chips by skankpuss September 5, 2020

Dick and Chips 

A tray served in county jails that consists of a large curved sausage resembling a penis to along with potato chips. Sometimes referred to as "D and chips", "Donkey D" or simply "D".

Ex. 1-Inmate:"Yo, I got two cakes for your D!"
Ex.2 -C.O.:"Hey, you know what? This guy jails hard; get this guy another dick and chips!"

Dick and Chips by BiggSweaty September 16, 2023