A dog that has been trained to suck dicks. They are sometimes brought to orgies and a favorite pet of perverts.
by Judge dredd7 May 17, 2011
When u get fucked over especially by athorities
by Findarr December 22, 2016
To take your testicals by the base, and pulling them up and around the shaft of your erect penis and inserting them both into one's mouth simulating feeding somone a hot dog.
by jody on the home front October 15, 2007
A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
1. (Noun) A fuck boy who isn’t worthy of their fuck boy title.
2. (A series of action) First, a fuck boy wrongs someone’s best friend. Someone’s best friend, let’s call her Kitty, sees Kitty upset and then gets mad. Kitty gets mad too so both of them, let’s call the someone Bee, get so mad they start scheming. Bee convinces Kitty of this. Revenge is the only way, revenge is justice. So to get justice, one must first get revenge. hence - THE DICK DOG -
Step 1: cut off the person’s penis (dick)
Step 2: cook the dick like a hot dog (dog)
Step 3: put the cooked penis in a hot dog bun
Step 4: feed the dick dog to the man
Step 5: it’s so gross he chokes
Step 6: he chokes on his own dick
This makes those thoughts of “he should choke on his own dick” come to life, thus dissipating all the rage.
2. (A series of action) First, a fuck boy wrongs someone’s best friend. Someone’s best friend, let’s call her Kitty, sees Kitty upset and then gets mad. Kitty gets mad too so both of them, let’s call the someone Bee, get so mad they start scheming. Bee convinces Kitty of this. Revenge is the only way, revenge is justice. So to get justice, one must first get revenge. hence - THE DICK DOG -
Step 1: cut off the person’s penis (dick)
Step 2: cook the dick like a hot dog (dog)
Step 3: put the cooked penis in a hot dog bun
Step 4: feed the dick dog to the man
Step 5: it’s so gross he chokes
Step 6: he chokes on his own dick
This makes those thoughts of “he should choke on his own dick” come to life, thus dissipating all the rage.
1. Wow, she didn’t even sleep with Jim Bob, he acts like he has this game when he’s really just a dick dog.
2. Wow Lucille got so mad at Kaden for looking at another girl that she dick dogged him.
2. Wow Lucille got so mad at Kaden for looking at another girl that she dick dogged him.
by Bori the lover of dolphins September 15, 2018
A canine purchased or acquired solely for enhancing one's masculinity and street cred-- often more by its reputaton rather than reality.
Ohh yes, he got him a dick-dog Pit Bull. Too bad the pooch likes to love on him more than growl.
That pansy-ass deputy got himself a Rottweiler. Now he's got a REAL dick-dog.
That pansy-ass deputy got himself a Rottweiler. Now he's got a REAL dick-dog.
by Mumsie Dogma October 30, 2011
by bwebbofar July 14, 2010