1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.
2. Our Vice President
2. Our Vice President
1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."
2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.
2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.
by Booblover February 18, 2006
by lizoffspring April 5, 2006
The Vice President under George W. Bush who every day exhibits blatant deception, betrayal of the American people, dealings with American enemies whenever it benefits him, stealing money from poor people to make himself wealthier, and a love of shooting old men in the face after mistaking them for small birds.
See: Lucifer
See: Lucifer
by Kratos March 23, 2006
by XthePirate April 29, 2007
A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.
by jesster79 February 19, 2006
The only weapon of mass destruction besides that retard Bush (Calling bush a redneck would be insulting to all people who enjoy it) Dude, i mean, Cheney almost killed a dude because he shot him.
by Saint Blue March 2, 2006
The forty-third President of the United States.
The reason that Dick Cheney keeps being shunted around to "undisclosed locations" is because if anything happened to him, George W. Bush would be President.
by fuck no spaces after commas guy April 9, 2005