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Diarrhea Sassa Freya

The ultimate gastrointestinal betrayal that occurs when spicy dinner choices meet a high-stress workday. It is the sudden, liquid realization that your internal "check engine" light is flashing red.
Commonly known as The Great Intestinal Slip 'n Slide or a mudslide in your khakis, this event usually strikes during a meeting, forcing a 40-yard dash to the bathroom that would break Olympic records.
"I was leading the team call when the ghost pepper wings from last night decided it was time for a Diarrhea Sassa Freya. I’ve never hit 'Mute' and bolted so fast in my life."
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Diarrhea Sassa Freya

The ultimate gastrointestinal betrayal that occurs when spicy dinner choices meet a high-stress workday. It is the sudden, liquid realization that your internal "check engine" light is flashing red.
Commonly known as The Great Intestinal Slip 'n Slide or a mudslide in your khakis, this event usually strikes during a meeting, forcing a 40-yard dash to the bathroom that would break Olympic records.
"I was leading the team call when the ghost pepper wings from last night decided it was time for a Diarrhea Sassa Freya. I’ve never hit 'Mute' and bolted so fast in my life."