Deter Deet

Deter Deet is the name of any deer that willingly runs infront of your car while you're driving at night. Deter Deet is an asshole.

Dave: "I can't wait to get to wawa. Im hungry for a late night snack"
Stephan: "I'm gonna get some- LOOK THE FUCK OUT!"
Deter Deet: MEEEGGHHEREEGGH!
*car crash resulting in three deaths*

by deterdeet69 June 15, 2009

deet deeter

A redneck's definition for a car alarm remote control.

Friend #1: Damn, I lost my car.
Friend #2: That's all right, just use your deet deeter.

by G wood February 13, 2008

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

by M Mac April 18, 2010

deeter

1: Superior
2: Above all
3: Dat Boy

J-Rich is deeter as fuck.

by Max Schutte April 8, 2008

Deeter

To discourage (someone) from doing something by instilling doubt or fear of the consequences.

I feel like we originally had the correct idea, however we have since deetered off the path a bit.

by jicee13 January 10, 2019

Deeter

A Deeter is anything and everything you can point your finger at and laugh.

You got Deeter on your face.

You dropped your Deeter.

You dropped your Deeter stick.

Is that a Deeter in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

by jbays420 March 9, 2009

Deeter

An effect in investment trading where the best intentions always result in disaster. If a sum is placed in stocks, the market will immediately collapse. You then Deeter and transfer your stocks to bonds as a stop loss. The stock market then rallies to all time highs and the bond market languishes causing you to Deeter again and transfer your bonds to stocks at a great loss in hopes of catching the market rally.

I put my money in stocks and the market dropped so I did a Deeter and put it in bonds and then the stock market rallied and I did another Deeter and put it back in stocks. I lost my ass! Damn my Deeter ways!

by wheaty January 2, 2009