queen's dessert 

semen that is swallowed after milking the prostate of a transvestite

John couldn't wait to get home and eat Caitlin's queen's dessert.

queen's dessert by PoonieLuv October 30, 2015

Gentleman's Dessert 

Drinking a monster energy while smoking a cigarette after supper and before a night of getting rowdy and dangerous

Thinking of slamming a gentleman's dessert before I go spray paint the old bread factory

Gentleman's Dessert by Crabwell April 17, 2019

elephant's dessert

You sit on a girls face so your dick hangs over it like a trunk while she eats out your asshole.

I was getting an elephant's dessert and i farted on her face.

elephant's dessert by sexy skydiver January 2, 2009

Crohn's Dessert

A succulent blend of human diarrhea from someone who has Crohn's disease arranged appetizingly inside a dessert bowl. Commonly served with pistachio ice cream and a wafer.

"Mr. Johnson, on account of this being your birthday we'd like to present to you a complimentary bowl of Crohn's Dessert on the house!"

Crohn's Dessert by Jerf Shmittz November 13, 2009

That’s Dessert 

A statement used to express delight, or something that is pleasing or enjoyable.

“Yo, that song you played was legit man, that’s dessert!”

That’s Dessert by AnointedTruth July 17, 2022

The Devil’s dessert

When you eat out the arse of your sexual partner and they fark in your mouth.

“Hey did you hear I got “The Devil’s dessert” last night while eating out a chicks fart box?!”

The Devil’s dessert by Dessert_eater January 5, 2026

Dessert shame 

Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.

The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.

Dessert shame by Mrmacho June 28, 2015