Voyage of Despair is honestly a gift from god. Yesterday I was playing Voyage of Despair and just noticed that it was the best map I had ever laid my peepers on. I immediately dove in headfirst and started playing the map. Jason Blundell himself has blessed us with the greatest map of all time, nay thee greatest creation that mankind has ever created. We have peaked in human evolution when the creation of Voyage of Despair was finished. The layout has been designed by angels decended from thy heavens and constructed by the biggest geniuses that even AI could not comprehend. The Kraken was carefully constructed by Lord Blundell, every inch has been carefully constructed to make it thee greatest thing mankind has ever graced their hands upon. Thus we come to the conclusion of thee greatest easter egg that has been constructed in earths history, stephen hawking and albert einstein couldnt come up with a greater easter egg then Voyages nay god himself couldnt construct a better ee then lord blundell has constructed in voyage of despair. I could die peacefully that The Eye of malice and despair boss fight is thee greatest boss fight also to grace this earth, which was carefully engineered by the greatest genius of all time... Lord Blundell himself.
by Tub Buddy August 17, 2023
A loaf of bread not made of actual bread but from the meat of orphans and their tears. Their sadness will forever remain in their hellish meat afterlife just like it did in reality.
by MotherfuckingMegaSassyHonk!!!! October 15, 2016
When all conceivable problems intrude upon your life and all your body does is fall asleep on the couch
Person 1: I know your exams are coming up, but your significant other was cheating on you for me. You have 1 day to move out of our apartment.
Person 2: Could this get any worse?
Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.
Person 2: *takes a despair nap*
Person 2: Could this get any worse?
Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.
Person 2: *takes a despair nap*
by cyanrarroll April 24, 2016
Life in a nutshell. The deep, seemingly endless vortex of horror that the Flying Dutchman threw Squidward in for his whining. A reference to the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Shanghaied"
by UrbanDUser06 November 17, 2018
A state where the mind is processing too much information, thus sending the host's mind into a place where they think everything is wrong with themselves. Mental Pain also has the chance to tighten the muscles around the body if the emotions become potent, sending the host also in a state of panic, for they might think something is constricting them.
by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 17, 2018
by SxinnyLgndx December 7, 2020
Similar to the "circle of trust," this is to describe the state of feeling despair-usually when you break-up with someone.
by im cooler than almost everyone December 12, 2008