The Desmond

Noun

Dry humping the $#!% out of someone, switching clothes, and more dry humping.

That chinese kid pulled out The Desmond after Cotillion on some poor, drunk, defenseless girl named Andrea.

by Injian September 24, 2006

Desmond

The local public bus service.

GUY: How you gonna get into town?
GiRL: Ill get the desmond.

by Lolly Lukas June 9, 2018

Desmonde

When you find Monde this expression is used

Wesmonde ?? WESMONDE?? DESMONDE !!!

by avifromthebluff July 14, 2011

Desmond

That dumb mf. He told me he loved me and then he dumped me after he told another girl he loved her. He’s an absolute d bag and istg if i ever see him again i will punch his mf lights out.

Girl 1: Did you see Desmond?

Girl 2: Yea he shattered ———‘s heart!

Girl 1: Let’s go beat his ass.

by idek my guy June 1, 2020

desmond

An entity here on this Earth as a messenger of ignorance. Everything that comes in contact with Desmond will have outbursts of ghetto and then after a month or two,will transform into a person of extreme ignorance

"Oh no, it's Desmond. RUN AWAY OR HE'LL MAKE YOU AN IGNORANT MONSTER!!!!!"

by A victim of Desmond January 20, 2009

desmond

a nigga that caps about everything he tries to act hard but he not

aint that desmond ewww

by eatthatpussk445 September 24, 2020

Desmond

To be a general failure at everything, life included. Being a fool or just a general word to use as an insult.

You're shit at life, you Desmond. Yeah you, Nathan Desmond Dunnell.

by oldmatejenkinsthedezzo May 24, 2011