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The sexist man alive, often worshiped at home as a God of love, happiness, intelligence, and wit. Also can be used to describe someone who is crowded by women and has everything in life figured out.
"that guy is such a Desmond"
by Hytrath93 March 27, 2011
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Desmond is the name given to the most amazing man to ever walk the earth.He is just perfect in every single way, he will deny that though,because he is super modest. Every time I see Desmond I get butterflies and to his voice gives me joy shivers.Desmond will have the most perfect beautiful eyes that you could stare into for all of eternity and hope they will look back into yours. Desmond is the most attractive man you will ever lay your eyes upon and you would do anything to be with him for a single moment. Desmond will just have this unexplainable quality about him that just draws you towards him and you never ever want to leave. He has the cutest, hottest and overall best personality ever. ASDFGHJKL is the feeling you get from talking to Desmond among many other happy emotions. Desmond is the most lovable person in the world and anyone who thinks otherwise is just straight up wrong, those people suck. Desmond loves his family more than anything, he is the best sibling in the world .Desmond has a great sense of humor, he makes me cry with laughter.Thanks Desmond for being with me, making me feel special and loving me back. I'm not sure if you'll ever read this,but I hope if you do it made you smile. I'm pretty sure you can guess who this is. I love you so much. My life is 100 times better with you in it and I honestly can't imagine it without you. <3
“I love you”-Desmond

I love you more”- me

“That’s impossible”-desmond
“No it’s not. I love you to the moon and back”-me

“I can’t compare any distance or amount to how much I really love you”-Desmond
Marry me now please”- me

“One day baby” -Desmond
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Alternative to 'mojo', used to depict an unusually powerful sex drive, which can be sustained for long periods of time.
Man, my desmond was kicking up to high gear last night with my girlfriend.
by alphonsus November 08, 2006
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A lower second class, or 2:2 degree.
Inspired by South African Desmond Tutu.

Claims about the term 'tutu' are inherently redundant (2:2 <-- duh).

Many claim to have invented the term, the truth is multiple people invented it at different times, in different places and continue to do so believing they are the first.

In the UK, the 'Desmond' is part of a logical sequence using well-known figures:

First - Geoff (Geoff Hurst, footballer)
2:1 - Billy (Billy Gunn, wrestler)
2:2 - Desmond (Desmond Tutu, bishop)
Third - Thora (Thora Hird, actress)

You get nothing for a fail.
"Mike's probably getting a Desmond, Bill a Thora, and Phil needs a Billy or above to get into Kings."
by UrbanDef June 01, 2006
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A very lovable, funny, and sexy hybrid male in the prime of his life. Upon birth, he was dropped into a pool of sexiness by his mother, the Polish deity Zaria, the goddess of beauty. He is commonly referred to as a god of sex, love, strength, beer, intelligence and sex. No woman can resist his charm. When drunk, he has an irresistible urge to hug others and his skill on the xbox 360 increases exponentially. Not to mention, he once spooned with a porcupine. So contact Desmond, and you can play with his needle.
Wow, you were a total Desmond last night.
by ACPsucks December 02, 2011
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an outgoing, mysterious, very sexy, mixed breed who usually carries a personal item that defines who he is. For example, a gold chain.
"Tall, Dark, and Handsome" would most definitely define this person.
"Have you seen that really hot, new guy? He is such a Desmond."

"I'm going out with a Desmond! How awesome is that!?"
by Sexybreed12 May 12, 2009
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totally badass; trippy and/or mindboggling; unexpected; awesome; delicious; completely original
"Dude, that episode of Lost was totally desmond!"

"Mmm...this ratatouille is sinfully desmond."

"Desmond concert last night, eh?"
by Salix R. April 04, 2006
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