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Another word for a drink. 'a liquid that can be swallowed as refreshment or nourishment'
That desmond is fucking lovely, mate!
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by jh2k February 11, 2016
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To be a general failure at everything, life included. Being a fool or just a general word to use as an insult.
You're shit at life, you Desmond. Yeah you, Nathan Desmond Dunnell.
by oldmatejenkinsthedezzo May 24, 2011
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An entity here on this Earth as a messenger of ignorance. Everything that comes in contact with Desmond will have outbursts of ghetto and then after a month or two,will transform into a person of extreme ignorance
"Oh no, it's Desmond. RUN AWAY OR HE'LL MAKE YOU AN IGNORANT MONSTER!!!!!"
by A victim of Desmond January 20, 2009
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The most conceited person that you will ever meet. They think that they are a GOD, and that no one will ever beat them in any way. They always think that they are right, but whenever someone corrects them they will go on a HUGE rant about why they think they are right. Always brags about how big his. . . You know. . . Is, which is probably a cover up for how small it really is. The word Desmond only means one word. . . Douche!
Guy: I'm awesome at everything.

Everyone else: Oh my gosh, that guy is SUCH a Desmond.
by X Number 43257431 May 25, 2011
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Stingy ass troll,He loves ugly females. He’s never gonna grown pass 5.5. The dick is boom and he’s a momma’s boy. He’s great at saving money and spending it wisely. He’s a loyal friend and lover, has a short temper but is a teddy bear with loved ones.
Stupid Desmond
by Lala loves December 30, 2019
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That dumb mf. He told me he loved me and then he dumped me after he told another girl he loved her. He’s an absolute d bag and istg if i ever see him again i will punch his mf lights out.
Girl 1: Did you see Desmond?

Girl 2: Yea he shattered ———‘s heart!

Girl 1: Let’s go beat his ass.
by idek my guy May 31, 2020
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