depressor abuser 

Definition of someone using the Oppressor MK2 and griefing the whole lobby. They probably has more than infinite money to blow up everyone's vehicle, also they might have more Oppressors in their garage rather than normal cars.

DeathKitty710: Bro, what is that flying bike?
JuStinCrackEdaTFortNIte: That's an Oppressor MK2.
DeathKitty710: Why is he griefing?
JuStinCrackEdaTFortNIte: Because he's a depressor abuser.

depressor abuser by weeabooguyhere May 6, 2022

Tongue Depressor

An instrument that doctors love to gag kids with. Resembles a giant popsicle stick.

That doctor must have gagged at least 100 kids today with his tongue depressor of doom.

Tongue Depressor by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

tongue depressor

A name for an ugly lesbian

What do you call an ugly lesbian? A tongue depressor

tongue depressor by T-DAWG September 17, 2004

tongue depressor

disgusting food.

i'm never going to that restaurant again... they only stuff they have on their menu are tongue depressors.

tongue depressor by Chef Awesomesauce December 1, 2010

tongue depressor

its when u find a chick with a weak gag reflex who usually doesnt like to suck dick but will and stick ur wood in her mouth as far as possible, making her gag and choke with out mercy.... u can also add a " say ahhh" in their for comedic purposes

" man she'll mever blow me again cause i told her to say ahhhh and they gave her the tongue depressor and she almost threw up "

tongue depressor by fwankief April 26, 2010

depressed wank 

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

depressed wank by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

Depressed

When you don't understand anything. When Life seems hopeless, pointless, and exhausting. You want to punish yourself. You feel helpless. No one understands. You just want to end everything, and go to sleep and never wake up. You hate. Yourself. Your friends. Your family. You hate with you everything. Your eyes become empty, and people don't care. They don't listen.

Today I stayed in bed for as long as I could, until mom and dad made me get up. I didn't want to move, didn't want to eat, didn't want to talk. Everything seemed so pointless. I think I might be depressed.

Depressed by Marissa Petit August 5, 2008