Depresserbate

When you are really depressed so you turn to masturbation to make you feel better

I am so depressed right now. My girlfriend just dumped me, my dog died, and i just got the red ring of death. I think im going to depresserbate.

by Punisher647874 December 18, 2010

depressterbation

verb:
To masterbate while crying. The ultimate expression of depression and self loathing.

He couldn't bring himself to suicide so he sat in his room and depressterbated.

by Licensed Wordologist July 3, 2003

depresterbating

When you are sad as fuck and the only option is to play with yourself.

Young William broke up with Lindsay. She was so sad she spent the next day in bed crying and depresterbating.

by Nasty Nate & Heidi Ho September 17, 2017