When you are going down on a woman and just before she orgasims you run away wearing only what you have on at the time.
Some girl brought me home from the bar last night for so winding down. After stuffing me face in her britches Denmark dine and dashed her!
by SmokyTokesWorth December 28, 2016
The Lego can withstand the force of 950 LB before braking. It is consider Denmark's weapon of mass destruction.
Oh,no.. no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! There coming...and they have Denmark's weapon of mass destruction! we are screwed
by Dr.FreezeLove March 15, 2017
Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
by Miggly December 27, 2006
Stumpy loser euro-royal who tried to hang out with Snoop Dogg in Copenhagen and got booted so more chicks would fit in the venue. Tried to bribe his way back into Snoop Dogg's circle by getting Danish security police to release Dogg's bag of weed. Also known for meekly following his butch wife, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, around shopping centres, shopping for kids clothes.
There he was, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, a man who should have had the world at his feet, trailing around with his bogan nieces and nephews in the boondocks of Hobart.
by Miggly December 3, 2006
by IM TSUKKI SUCK MY BALLS July 4, 2023
Never heard of it. Doesn't exist.
Some people think it exist but they're wrong. Don't listen to NASA.
Some people think it exist but they're wrong. Don't listen to NASA.
Person 1: What's Denmark?
Person 2: No idea. I don't think it exists honestly.
Person 3: It was made up by NASA! Just like the moon landings...
Person 1: Damn.
Person 2: No idea. I don't think it exists honestly.
Person 3: It was made up by NASA! Just like the moon landings...
Person 1: Damn.
by örnen March 5, 2020
(before i 'explain' what denmark is, i wish to inform you that i am danish)
1. the happiest country on earth :D
2. a place were you can get 100% FREE education AND health care.
3. a place were you're allowed to buy STRONG alkohol (fx vodka and jin as such) at the age of 15 AND the is absolutely NO drinking age limit. Witch basicly means that if i wanted to (im 13 btw) i could go out to the fridge and enjoy a cold beer with my dad if he said i could ( but to specify i COULD if i had the permission, my dad would NEVER give me permission to do that) he says i have to be ATLEAST 14 before he lets me get drunk :D.
4. home to the most BEAUTIFUL blond and tall women on EARTH.
5. one of the safest country's on the PLANET (one of)
6. we don't date, its way more complicated in denmark... Like so complicated that I can't explain it
7. we LOVE to put up danish flags EVERYWHERE fx: to birthdays, on boats and on the queens birthday to name a few.
8. we don't like to talk to strangers when were not in fx bars or other public places
1. the happiest country on earth :D
2. a place were you can get 100% FREE education AND health care.
3. a place were you're allowed to buy STRONG alkohol (fx vodka and jin as such) at the age of 15 AND the is absolutely NO drinking age limit. Witch basicly means that if i wanted to (im 13 btw) i could go out to the fridge and enjoy a cold beer with my dad if he said i could ( but to specify i COULD if i had the permission, my dad would NEVER give me permission to do that) he says i have to be ATLEAST 14 before he lets me get drunk :D.
4. home to the most BEAUTIFUL blond and tall women on EARTH.
5. one of the safest country's on the PLANET (one of)
6. we don't date, its way more complicated in denmark... Like so complicated that I can't explain it
7. we LOVE to put up danish flags EVERYWHERE fx: to birthdays, on boats and on the queens birthday to name a few.
8. we don't like to talk to strangers when were not in fx bars or other public places
oh by the way! Try to pronounce this: Rød grød med fløde.
bet you could'nt... Unless your from denmark like me... Or if your learning danish...
bet you could'nt... Unless your from denmark like me... Or if your learning danish...
by ThatCrazyDane July 12, 2017