Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time

1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!

by dacos April 9, 2009

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 11, 2005

Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more

hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

by thecinnamonkd85 April 28, 2009

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022

demetris antoine

The darkest boy alive but still cute he's shy to talk to girls but he still pulls the baddest females he's extremely funny but every woman fights with him

Demetris Antoine is hot mutha fucka

by Biddick 23 March 13, 2017

ophelius demetris the third

the name of an ugly orange fish in fortnite

look it’s a ophelius demetris the third in the water swimming!

by ophelius November 30, 2020

ophelius demetris the third

name of an orange fish that is in fortnite the game

hey i just caught an ophelius demetris the third over here!

by ophelius November 30, 2020