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Delusion Slut 

A person who is loose or a whore, though completely denies such claims. This can be a purely outward denial or a true delusion where they believe they in no way differ from most others in sexual partners. This can be a problem in many relationships, since today's early 20's harlot is tomorrows late 20's wife. Many a poor bastard has been trapped by these sluts and not known until it was too late. A good sign of this is when she has been caught trying to fuck everything that moves and her partner becomes protective, she will scream and shout that he thinks nothing of her and she can't believe it. These can be tricky, they will never understand why their partners are so suspicions all the time. High stress relationships are the norm. Usually, everyone who meets one will know right away she is loose. Give off a strong whore aura (see - haura ). We all know those girls, two seconds after meeting them, we know.
Delusion Slut "I can't believe you would call me a whore! Why do you always think I slept with every guy I meet? God, I'm not gonna sleep with anyone jerk. I am a grown ass woman and have more self respect than that!"

Poor Bastard "You blew a guy in the park because he walked up to you and your friends and asked which one of you girls was gonna suck his dick"

Delusion Slut "That was a long time ago, I've changed"

Poor Bastard "One of my kids isn't mine, I had to find out at work from the girls in the office. DNA test confirmed it. It killed a huge part of my soul"

Delusion Slut "God, you need to let things go"

Poor Bastard "I hate you, you don't even know your a damn whore. Your a delusion slut. I'm gonna define your whore ass and see if I feel better."
Delusion Slut by Calopolus II August 1, 2011
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026