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Deez Theorum

The Deez Theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Richard Inass: Alright class, how do we solve this inequality?

Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!

Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.

Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.
Deez Theorum by bugcrusher October 27, 2021
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Deez Theorum

The deez theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?

Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.

Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.
Deez Theorum by bugcrusher October 27, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
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scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
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