December 5th

Girl: gives hug to best friend
Best friend:why did you do that for??
Girl: it’s December 5th!!

by Youarebeutiful..!!! December 05, 2019

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December 5th is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born. It is also the day of the penis.

Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on December 5th

by azurtt October 16, 2019

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December 5th is wear black day everyone in your school better be wearing black or they gonna get slapped

Oh hey you aren’t wearing black it’s December 5th time for u to get slapped

by Youate2manyapples November 14, 2019

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Person 1, “Why is everyone wearing all black today?”

Person 2, “Because it’s December 5th you silly!”

by Rylie Baycon November 13, 2019

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This is December 5th, a day where you can kiss your gf. It has to be surprise though!

Boy 1: Hey you and sarah will have to kiss today, it’s December 5th!
Boy 2: I know! I’m gonna surprise her.

by joshuadqq December 04, 2019

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On December 5th we celebrate the penis

by Scubadew December 04, 2016

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Encore Slap Ass Day!

December 5th is the day where you get to slap a girls ass only in ur encore classes and they can’t do nothing about it

by Crunchy boy November 21, 2019

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