Dec 18

National bang that Easy slut from Tinder/work day! You banged her the first night you met her, now it’s her Birthday, so bang her again.

She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.

Dude look at that Dec 18 over there. What a classless hoe. She is getting used like a Dirty old hospital bike

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 19, 2019

Dec 18

The day Jonghyun from Shinee died. Everyone listens to Replay all day to make them forget about any and every bad thing thats happened.

Shawol 1: did you know today is Dec 18?
Shawol 2: yeah.. I miss my bb Jonghyun :(
Shawol 1: you know what we’re gonna do all day

by taeilsasscheeks December 18, 2020

Dec 18

Give your gf a kiss

Today is dec 18 I have to give my girlfriend a kiss

by Beieveiegwiwh December 15, 2019

Dec 18

December 18th is actually Billie Eilish’s birthday so yeah

Person 1:Omg it’s dec 18

Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: IT IS A GODS BIRTHDAY

by WOW_LOL_FML December 2, 2019

Dec 18

National pleasure you girlfriend day

“Hey baby it’s Dec 18”
“Yeah ik, get in the bed in gonna fuck you for hours”

by OgMacnCheese December 12, 2021

Dec 18

National kiss a guy named Isaac day.

Dec 18 is national kiss any Isaac day

by Bruh69696969696969696969696969 December 11, 2019

Dec 18

National fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend day

Boy: hey wanna go fuck?

Girl: yeah! It's Dec 18 let's go!

by 13UwU13 December 8, 2020