Death Gurgle

The desperate and final wimperings of an exboyfriend/exgirlfriend gasping and pleading for one last chance in the relationship. This almost always occurs 2 or 3 weeks after you have already checked out of the relationship and most often gurgled after 2 am.

Often times the "Death Gurgler" will include an acknowledgment that there may not be a response (and that's ok), in an attempt to save face, thereby making themselves look more pathetic.

The "gurgle" is never done face to face, always via text/email/voice mail.

For example, the following could be a late night Death Gurgle email:

HI!! Dont really know what to say... :/ ahhh.. listen... i know you probly already have a BF but it would be nice to maybe take you to lunch or something.... i want to talk to you...im not trying to get back together soo dont trip!! Its just you cross my mind often and a little piece of me falls apart.. it hurts i wont lie!! i hope everything in your new world is the way you want it!!! your a great chic and deserve it... eitherway if you contact me or not i understand. i know you hate me!!! I'm sorry that i fell apart on you/us! Please take care of yourself.... :)

by phattim August 27, 2009

Death Gurgle

When you have a bad case of swamp ass and then you fart and it makes a wet gurgling sound.

Pat just got off the forklift and death gurgled.

by ziggystar37 August 17, 2009

death gurgle

The noise you make before you die when you get shot and cough up blood.

Once he got shot he did a death gurgle.

by RonaldMartin November 19, 2007