Dear Starboy

A popular fan fiction in the Eddsworld fandom. A story of growth, love and loss. It is in a AU where Tord is a big extrovert that is much softer, and sweeter. Tom on the other hand, is a big introvert that acts like a lone wolf. Some younger people love it mainly on the story, and other older people despise it. For the story and the changing of the characters.

14: OHMYGOD DEAR STARBOY IS SO GOOD, IT MADE ME CRY
17: Ew that’s garbage, the story is a whole mess. Tom ,and Tord aren’t even like that.
14: Okay boomer

Dear Starboy by Puffynipplesonperkytits November 27, 2019

Dear Starboy

A horrible Eddsworld fanfic. It romanticizes suicide and abuse. It is about a pastel goth extrovert Tord and Emo Introverted Tom. It is known amongst the fandom for being horrible and the creator even deleted it, however it is reposted and loved by younger fans who dont see the problems in it.

Person 1: Hey remember that one eddsworld fanfic? the totally out of character one about tom and tord?

Person 2: Dear Starboy?

Person 1: Yea that one sucks.

Dear Starboy by Giantpizzadick December 24, 2021

Dear Starboy

A sad story about two gays , totally out of canon and overrated , but makes you cry.

Dear Starboy is really sad , read it , it's TomTord

Dear Starboy by soufynito September 21, 2019

Dear Starboy

A repulsive fanfiction that centers around the two characters, Tom and Tord, from the webseries Eddsworld. It takes place in an AU where Tord is a pastel uwu soft boy and Tom is a bitch introvert.

Other than the unsettling contrast from canon personalities, this book is a messy plethora of not taking suicide seriously, overdramatization and other unrealistic ideals. Tl;dr, it's shit. It barely even has any connection to Eddsworld itself.

Unfortunately, most of the Eddsworld fandom's young fans consider this story a masterpiece when they are being blinded by foolishness.

Dear starboy is so unrealistic, I don't see how many people even like it.

Dear Starboy by home biscuit April 20, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019