dead

deceased, an empty shell, devoid of life, not alive, soulless

I kill you dead, MOTHERFUCKER. o_o

by chic geek September 12, 2003

Dead

Is like saying LOL, or LMAO or Your Killing Me

John: Knock Knock
Peter: Who's there?
John: Boinga
Peter: Boinga Who?
John: Boinga My Toinga!!!
Peter: DEAD! THATS MAD FUNNY HAHAHA DEAD!

like:
LOLLMFAOLMAOROFLYour Killing Me

by Cautian July 6, 2009

Dead

stuck in a place where you don't know why you are there. you can still be ALIVE to be this kind of dead.

She was dead when she walked into the party that she wasn't invited to.

by metroluver23 February 13, 2009

dead

Severely lacking life

If you don't shut up, I'm going to kill you until you're dead.

by Dial-Up February 10, 2003

DEAD

An expression used to say something is very funny

lew- omg my but burns

beck-Dead!!!

by yung_mistress April 17, 2015

Dead

Dead is the term used when the absence from school/college is unknown by fellow pupils and friends and therefore you are simply known to be dead

Bob: Where's Tony today?
Fred: Dunno
Roy: He's probably dead

Tony: Hey guys I'm back
Roy: So you're no longer dead?

Fred: Tony, what a fuckin skiver
Bob: No mate, he's dead

by Cal R November 14, 2010

Dead

British slang for something that is extremely bad or boring

'That game is so dead, man'

by uh oh Instinky December 1, 2020