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Dead Baby Jokes

any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Dead Baby Jokes by The Dingo February 5, 2005
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Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the differnce between a shiny red Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I do not have a shiny red Corvette in my garage.
Dead Baby Jokes by TheD8001 April 16, 2005

Dead Baby Jokes

Very offensive, but extremely funny jokes.

A couple Dead Baby Jokes

Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?

A:It depends on how hard u throw them.

Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
Dead Baby Jokes by CottleZanze November 26, 2006

Dead Baby Jokes

jokes funny to people who hate children
Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.

Dead Baby Jokes

A joke made in light of dead babies.
dead baby jokes

Q) What is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?

A) With chips.

dead baby jokes

Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).
Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!
dead baby jokes by Cookiel August 14, 2007

Dead baby jokes

really hilarious jokes. Also offensive.
But no one cares about the butthurt morons who get annoyed by them.
Q: What do you do when you/your wife gives birth to a dead baby?

A: I don't know...what?

Q: Get a pot and some water YOU'RE HAVING SOUP TONIGHT!

A: Damn I love them dead baby jokes.
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