Deacon is a huge simp who likes to simp over Karens
1: God is that a Deacon
2: Yeah he is simping over karens
by September 16, 2020
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To leave an online forum in a huff.
Fuck you guys. You guys are assholes. I'm Deaconing out of here
by Burt Sugarman March 12, 2010
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A 5 foot 6 neek who has made the deadest song known to man, also cannot get into a good relationship with a good looking girl because his IQ is single digits
Yo look, the loner kid just got rejected by the hot bitch

Yea bro he's a typical Deacon
by mayoroflondon July 5, 2021
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John Deacon is the bassist of the well popular band - Queen. His nickname is Deaky. Some people argue over the fact that it's spelled Deacy and not Deaky, but we don't talk about that. He has said in many interviews that Freddie was his best friend. Some people ship them as a couple (Deacury) but guess what, we don't talk about that either. John is a dancing queen, hense his second nickname Disco Deaky. In the new movie Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by the actor Joe Mazzello who is very similar to John.
Girl 1: I just saw a new leaked image of John Deacon!
Girl 2: Wtf, we need to take it down! The man deserves his privacy!
by Joe likes Mozzarella January 6, 2019
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The purest man in the universe. Is cute af, and is also known as Deaky. He has been in hiding for over twenty-two years for good purposes. He has huge yee-haw vibes in The Invisible Man video, and is a Dancing Queen. He is also a part of a band called Queen, which is the greatest band ever. Deaky is a father of six children, and I want him to be MINE.
Friend: Who is that ugly guy that is dancing weirdly?
Me: He is John Deacon AND HE IS NOT UGLY YOU MOTHER-FUCKER IS IS CUTE AF, A DANCING QWEEN AND HAS ALL MY UWU'S. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OFF MY FRIEND LIST!!!
by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019
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Legendary bassist of the legendary rock band Queen. Wrote songs such as Another One Bites the Dust and You're My Best Friend. #1 Person to steal your cheese on toast. Softest guy on earth. King of t-posing. Has the most precious teeth gap. Marry him 'cause he's faithful af.
Oh My! John Deacon ate my cheese on toast!
by brianmay.king January 25, 2019
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