X: I had such an amazing daystallion last night!
Y: oh yeah? What happened in it?
X: Well I was getting married to the woman of my dreams.
Y: Margot Robbie?
X: Yep, and during the ceremony the priest handed me a winning lottery ticket for £2,000,000,000 so we used the money to buy a mansion and private chefs, travelled the world and ended poverty.
Y: wow that sounds like some daystallion!
Y: oh yeah? What happened in it?
X: Well I was getting married to the woman of my dreams.
Y: Margot Robbie?
X: Yep, and during the ceremony the priest handed me a winning lottery ticket for £2,000,000,000 so we used the money to buy a mansion and private chefs, travelled the world and ended poverty.
Y: wow that sounds like some daystallion!
by Marktopus December 22, 2019
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