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Day old bread

1. A woman's vaginal tract infected by a yeast-fungus characterized by itching and irritation of the vulva, and vaginal discharge; Candidiasis

2. An out of control yeast infection

3. An affordable and delectable delicacy sold by Jimmy Johns
"You expect me to go down and eat your vittles!? Bitch, your day old bread is growin mold! come back tomorrow!"
Day old bread by Luvmussell January 26, 2009
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Day Old Bread

Over the hill; someone who used to be 'it' but doesn't realize they aren't any longer.
"Look at her, thinking she is all that... she's day old bread." or "Day old bread needs to stick together."
Day Old Bread by Juhli Schull June 25, 2007

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days
My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread
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