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Dawlton
Dawlton is the most sweetest boy youll ever meet.He will always make you smile when your feeling down. Dawlton has short dirty blonde hair and an amazing smile . You would be so lucky to have a dawlton in your life. He is handsome and will always celebrate anytime of the day when your with him. He will always make dirty/funny jokes to make you smile . When he sees you smile its like he just accomplished climbing to the top of Mt.Everest . I love a dawlton in my life you should get one too
Me:Hey dawlton!
Dawlton:did you know birds have feelings
Me:Omlll i love you so much
Dawlton:Love you more
Dawlton:did you know birds have feelings
Me:Omlll i love you so much
Dawlton:Love you more
Dawlton by duckys will fly in the air June 1, 2018
dawlton
The terrible hill billy kid you go to kinder garden with who eats all your crayons your mom just bought you for school and then tells you to suck his dick.
Person 1 Hey have you seen dawlton
Person 2 Yes he just told my mom to suck his dick and ran off.
Person 1 your being a real dawlton.
Person 2 Yes he just told my mom to suck his dick and ran off.
Person 1 your being a real dawlton.
dawlton by Canyoukillme? June 21, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026