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Dawkin's Syndrome 

Dawkin's Syndrome or Douche Syndrome is a condition suffered by sanctimonious wannabe scientists, who will moan about how the church/organised religion are disgusting for forcing their views down peoples throats and trying to make us all the same, and think they have the answers, but rather ironically do exactly the same thing with their atheism. They fail to realise that whilst there is a lot of evidence for atheism, it like religion, is just one view, in a world full of a million different views.
The kid who failed science thinks he's actually quite good at it now, because he's an atheist, and not a 'dumbass that believes in God'. He suffers from a case of Dawkin's Syndrome
Dawkin's Syndrome by SSJC89 January 15, 2011
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Rhys Dawkins 

Rhys Dawkins is a very nice person the best bestie. Rhys loves to stream on Twitch and YouTube. He also loves to chat with his fandom the Dawkgang. He is truly the best person you will ever meet, and you should follow him on Instagram, Tik tok, Twitch, YouTube, Twitter and find him on discord.
Person 1: Hey you know that guy they call him “Old Man” he’s always streaming on twitch.

Person 2: Oh yeah his name is Rhys Dawkins.

Yessi: Rhys Dawkins is the best person you will ever meet he’s the best bestie I’ve ever had.
Rhys Dawkins by Dawkgang4life June 12, 2023

Brian Dawkins 

Safety of the Denver Broncos. Dawkins previously spent a 13-year tenure with the Philadelphia Eagles before the front office decided to fag it all up and give him away.
Brian Dawkins will forever be a green and white Eagle
Brian Dawkins by nonameisreallyneeded February 27, 2009

Brian Dawkins 

Used to describe someone who is acting defensive.
Coming from Brian Dawkins, best safety in the NFL.
"Calm down man. I'm just joking. No need to get all Brian Dawkins on me.
Brian Dawkins by Jay Boehm December 13, 2008

Dawkins Disciple 

Someone who fanatically follows the words of Richard Dawkins in his book "The God Delusion"
Man, those Dawkins Disciples are making atheists look bad!
Dawkins Disciple by darthbarracuda September 1, 2013

Richard Dawkins 

Christians worship God, and atheists worship Richard Dawkins.
Richard Dawkins by anonym0u$e August 28, 2023

brian dawkins 

The best safety ever to play in the NFL. He lays out 270 pound tight ends.He made BUBBA FRANKS leave the game on a stretcher.BEAST! THE way he kill people makes recievers so scared,they shit on their nutsacks when they have to come across the middle. Other safeties wish they were as good like that fag SEAN TAYLOR AKA SPITTER and ROY WILLIAMS AKA HORSECOLLAR TACKLE
JT: Yo Brian Dawkins is a fuckin beat!He'll shit on anyone.
Bruce the Hater: Sike! He sucks. Sean Taylor is the best.
JT:HAHAH! Didn't he spit on sum1 then get rocked in the fuckin face and ejeted!WOW! What an embarrassment. FAGET!
Bruce the Hater:Damn,true that.B-Dawk is a beast n SEAN TAYLOR does suck big,black,balls. Shoutout 2 da ball Phils!
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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