DavidTheBobster is a mysterious being, much like hitnrun28, of whom he is associated with in ways not known to man. He lives in the depths of the Ligon Forest, located in the country of Sugon. He feeds himself with only feral cats and wild Gulpon mushrooms. He only makes contact with his friend Joe, speaking in Sugondese.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!