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David Villa 

Also known as SeΓ±or Bitchface, this man can quite possibly kill you where you stand with his eyes. The current #7 of Spain and Valencia, and hottest person ever. A hobbit from Asturias who will tackle anybody to the ground and start a manpile for the hell of it. oh....and did i mention hes the 2nd highest goalscorer for spain EVERZZ BITCHEZZZZ
i am david villa bitch, when i speak you listen!!
David Villa by mlo_7 December 14, 2009

David Villa 

The most overrated cocksucking faggot to ever touch a football, David Villa was a virtual unknown up until at 28 he scored 5 goals at the 2010 World Cup, each one crappier than the next, and was instantly declared the best striker in the history of the universe.

Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.
A: David Villa scored an offside goal against a crappy team again.

B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.
David Villa by MrPupesh May 14, 2011

West Davis Villagers 

A group of boys living in Village homes, or very, very near it. Their favorite activities involve smoking buds, drinking a few beers, maybe an occasion basket ball game, super smash, playing 3 flies up in the village pool, gardening, and in general- just loving life. You may be able to find them in the russel feilds, the meat lab, dan's house, the big green, the skate park, power inn, in a bush, and of course, west manner. But the villagers are certainly not perfect, they all have tempers. One might kick that jolly fake snowman on your lawn at christmas, if aggravated. One might steal your buds, if annoyed. One might not let you inside when it's raining, if unsure. But hey! that's what makes them THEM! Oh yeah, and how can i forget. They all look up to cody.
i think i'm gonna drink with the west davis villagers in the feilds.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026