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David Mcollin

is an extraordinary soul, a beacon of light that illuminates every corner of my life. His smile can instantly brighten my mood. He possesses an unwavering sense of compassion that knows no limits. His intelligence is captivating. His warmth and genuine care makes me feel safe and cherished, knowing that I have a partner who truly understands and supports me.

His sense of humor is infectious, bringing laughter and joy to every moment I spend talking to him. He is not afraid to be vulnerable, which allows me to see his authentic self and in turn, encourages me to be my truest self as well. With him, I feel like I can conquer anything that comes my way.

His love for me is evident in every gesture, big or small, he constantly strives to make me feel loved, appreciated, and valued. His ability to listen, understand, and empathize is unparalleled, making me feel truly seen and heard in his presence. He brings out the best in me, encouraging me

In his embrace, I find solace and comfort, knowing that I have found a true partner and friend for life. He is not just amazing, but also one-of-a-kind, and i feel incredibly blessed to have him by my side, My love for him knows no bounds, for he truly is a remarkable and exceptional person who fills my heart with joy and gratitude every single day.

I love you David!! Happy birthday
“David Mcollin is the best man I know and I will always love him” - Bianca Ferguson
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007