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Super coo beans,Skater kid, funny, But David’s are silly willys and not good at fortnite.
You are David at Fortnite
by James_is_coo_beans October 16, 2019
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Big dick man. Is left handed and has long black hair. Will still your bitch. Maybe likes anime.
Omg David’s has such a big dick
by Your mothers tampon May 04, 2021
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David is a amazing man and amazing father he will work his butt off to raise and make his family happy. He wont let you go without anything no matter the challenge. He will accept anything to make sure he puts you first.
by Renia February 09, 2021
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David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp
Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
by HelloImHereToday September 04, 2020
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A David is smart and funny and he gives you looks and tries to meet your eyes he likes girl with the first letter k and L he will try to impress you .And he loves it when you are feisty and he will love to have s with you .And when you want to break up he will accept your decision. Like my David he is loyal funny and loves it when I comfort him when he is sad and will try to pretend to be sad to make you feel bad and give him a hug .I love my David even though I act like I don’t
Girl number 1 I want David to be my boyfriend

Spectator doesn’t get him
Girl number 1 He is to in love and loyal with Lauren
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by Lolen ca ggsm February 23, 2021
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One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.
There's a David, twerking in the middle of Times Square.
by BarkShigga May 14, 2021
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David is usually a very kind and loving person, who always tries their best to help. They can be a bit stupid sometimes but they don't mean to harm anyone.
David also has a good taste and loves Monster Energy.

But be warned, they take things personally pretty fast and don't get over shit fast. If you don't keep contact, they will take it personally.
Person: Stfu David..
David: Okay *shuts up*
Person: Nooo talk, I didn't mean it like that!
by corrupteddavid April 10, 2021
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