David is a great guy who struggles with understanding that he’s an amazing, funny person. From the small Kirby emotes on Discord to his comments under social media posts. It’s always fun to talk with him in dms or on voice chat.

Davids are handsome assholes who will never love you back. Far too sweet and kind, they'll remain your friend for the rest of your live, as they are too cowardly to compromise to anything more than that. Perfect in glasses, they never fail to make you laugh with either really stupid or really smart jokes, just to make you even more depressed as you are so out of their league it makes want to kill yourself. If you ever see a tall, handsome David with large shoulders, run for your life or you'll end up falling in love.

David is gay and always thinks he’s right and will argue for hours inevitably getting you pissed off but sometimes he can be a good friend

David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.

David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.

Despite the fact he is a big cunt and a judgmental asshole, he is the greatest best friend in the whole wide world. He always cares about you. I remember once e brought me breakfast and force me to eat it so I couldn't starve until lunch. Also, he shared his sandwich with me despite the fact he was hungry too. He cares about you so much he stays up talking to you. He is always there when you need him. Yes, he is cocky and thinks he is the shit but that's just a persona, in actuality, he is nice and sweet and would do anything for his friends. He also never lies to you always tell you what's on his mind.

Your korean looking friend who completely defies any asian stereotype