A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."
Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"
Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"
Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"
Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"
Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"
by yasleo December 7, 2013
David Laid is a bodybuiding YouTuber who inspired millions of teenagers through his epic transformation and his sick aesthetics.
Joe: did you see David Laids transformation video? He’s so asthetic!
Charles: yes I did! Def on roids tho
Charles: yes I did! Def on roids tho
by JourMuum August 19, 2021
The David Baxter is the best way to describe the most gentle, caring, giving father, aka Pops, that me as a daughter can describe. If u saw pops, u saw me, Amy. At least untill he died September 6th, 2019. Then apart of me died that day.
by Noresun2noAmy2 September 28, 2021
Excessively talented and attractive singer/actor with more influence on music than possibly any other musician in the history of time. Some of his best albums include Low, Outside, and Reality.
by cj January 18, 2004
Mostly known as Dave Gahan, lead singer and co-songwriter of Depeche Mode (or DM), one of the greatest bands ever.
Dave Gahan
Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter
Personal Jesus
Sexy Man
Depeche Mode
DM
Dave Gahan
Depeche Mode lead singer/co-songwriter
Personal Jesus
Sexy Man
Depeche Mode
DM
David Gahan is also known as Dave Gahan, but I personally love the name David the most. But a David by any other name is still Dave Gahan.
by Stella Luna January 23, 2006
Pretty much the hottest guy in the world. Amazing voice, incredible face. Beautiful eyes. David Schmitt IS SEX. He is the lead singer of Breathe Carolina, pretty much the most incredible thing ever created.
GIRL: oh god, david schmitt is so hot. i would totally dump you for him.
GUY: not if i do it first.
GIRL: *gasp*
GUY: not if i do it first.
GIRL: *gasp*
by BCloverr August 4, 2010
1.The hot bass player in Simple Plan
2.Loves to make people laugh
3.Has hot boots
4.Has a zebra fetish
5.Has a food fetish
2.Loves to make people laugh
3.Has hot boots
4.Has a zebra fetish
5.Has a food fetish
David Desrosiers is a hot man
by David Lover August 23, 2005