alek david fish

The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10

Alek David fish is the best man on earth.

by gulmworder August 28, 2022

david pisahov

pussy eating beast

a great man with a greater dick!

?omg did you see that dick David pisahov have
!omg it is soo big

by david pisahov April 25, 2017

the david bear

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.

The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…

by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023

david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 5, 2021

A David Spor

A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in

Man A David Spor is such a dick but also kinda great

by Alex doeder April 10, 2022

Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.

Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff

by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 21, 2020

Will David

A huge sexy boy who every girl wants and needs. He is a funny guy but don't let his jokes fool you he doesn't care about them all he cares about are women whos names start with ...

Ava: oh my goodness look how handsome and sexy Will David is
Zuhair: ikr he's so buff and hot
Lily: that's so true

by Zuhair Hater June 20, 2023