Dave Parky 

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals

Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?

Dave Parky by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021

Dave Parky 

Dave Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! He likes to go about his day telling people how he went to prison for stabbing people.

Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.

Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.

Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding

Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.

Hey Dave parky, how do I get a sore arsehole?

Dave Parky by Dave_parky December 2, 2021

Dave Parky Part 2

Following up to part 1..

Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.

Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!

Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂

Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.

Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.

Hey Dave Parky part 2, why can’t you fight you own battles fatty?

Dave Parky Part 2 by Dave_parky December 5, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022