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Darksydephil 

an immature, narcissistic, retarded individual who plays videogames "for a living", in actuality all this douchebag does is make an absolute ass of himself and show his serious learning disorder and extremely low attention span.
recurring excuses for him being a complete scrub at videogames include:
1) online lag
2) bugged mechanics
3) bad programming
4) games not telling him what to do
5) bad AI

common catchphrases:
"it's not my fault, nothing i could do."
"this is stupid! THIS IS BULLSHIIITTT!"
"BUUURP"
"GAME OVER"
"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
"Darksydephil is the worst Metal Gear Solid player in the Galaxy."
"Darksydephil was caught jerking off on camera roflmao"
Darksydephil by Magmadiver January 28, 2017

Darkside Pukekohe 

Where all the maoris on the dside know eachother, all related some how. Have the most meanest parties out gee! Partying till the break a dawn where everyone knows the indians at the dside shop! And you got the bestest fish and chips place out called the BBAR (bonaza bar) ha yo fucking crack up BP & MK'S fighting one another! Where no one on the light side wants to come to a party on the dee because they scared! Straight up most gangsted town your ever live in gee YOOOOZAAAA!!!!
Darkside Pukekohe by bobilly December 10, 2013

darksided 

the bane of every godwarrior! to read harry potter books, or not to live at the freakin church! to be wiccan, pagan, or anything OTHER than christian.
youre all darksided!im a godwarrior!
darksided by da trick biatch November 29, 2005

darkshner 

Darkshner, Arnold.one of William Ferrells character's name in a comedy skit titled "Green Team".
"Hi! I'm Arnold Darkshner for the green team"
darkshner by Dinfante333 June 12, 2008

darkside 

dartmouth, the origion of all crime in nova scotia. full of skips, skats and skallywags
where you from playa? darkside playa

my style is from the darkside
darkside by bacon-hater March 10, 2005

Darkside 

Drinking to the point of no return. You are still functioning but are very likely to make out with a snowman or any other female. But you won't remember anything in the morning. Until the walk of shame...
He got so darksided he took a shot out of a snowman's chocolate starfish.
Darkside by RockChalkDoc April 26, 2009