dark kiss
dark kiss by BEAUTYVAMP January 10, 2010
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The Dark Kiss
The act of two individuals spreading their butt cheeks and gently pressing their anuses together in a moment of intimate, eldritch alignment. Equal parts horrifying and poetic.
After 3 shots of tequila and a soul pact, they attempted the Dark Kiss. Reality has never been the same.
The Dark Kiss by KGrant23 March 30, 2025
Kiss me in the dark .
When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .
I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .
Kiss me in the dark . by DirtyOldMan420 December 30, 2020
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