Rimlock

A state of butthole-to-butthole contact in which neither participant can easily disengage due to suction, fear, or sheer commitment. Considered a rare boss-level maneuver in chaotic intimacy.
They tried to be funny, but once the Rimlock engaged, panic set in.
by KGrant23 March 30, 2025
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The Dark Kiss

The act of two individuals spreading their butt cheeks and gently pressing their anuses together in a moment of intimate, eldritch alignment. Equal parts horrifying and poetic.
After 3 shots of tequila and a soul pact, they attempted the Dark Kiss. Reality has never been the same.
by KGrant23 March 30, 2025
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The Stink Sync

A mythical moment in which two individuals’ flatulence schedules align perfectly during a Dark Kiss, causing a synchronized gas release. Said to cause temporary time distortion and existential dread.
Bro... they hit The Stink Sync. We all blacked out for 3 seconds."
by KGrant23 March 30, 2025
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