Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery Share definition Flag 1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep. "I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery." Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery by Zach, Al, Petey, Greg, Luke May 30, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch