Daniel Penny

Wasn't self defense because he wasn't being actively being aggressed upon. The homeless guy was shouting about being hungry...

Hym "Daniel Penny walked up behind the guy (Jordan Nealy), and strangled him for 15 minutes. Jordan Nealy hadn't even interacted with this guy (Daniel Penny) up to this point. But I guess if being obnoxious should be a death sentence, I can het on board with that. I should have killed that cripple for doing THE EXACT SAME THING as Jordan Nealy on several occasions. And APPARENTLY I'd have some defenders. Should have just strangled him... Hmm... But they wouldn't have called it 'self-defense.' They would have called 'Curing his affliction.' You like that? I like the sound of it. Sounds good."

Daniel Penny by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

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Daniel Penny

The ideal vision of American manhood

Daniel Penny stopped a drugged out maniac from injuring and killing innocent law abiding civilians in a subway but was persecuted for it because New York has become a third world shithole run by deep state globalists

Daniel Penny by bruh 🙂 December 11, 2024

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Daniel Penny Effect

The phenomenon observed where bystanders will ignore, film or otherwise not get involved in an emergency or life threatening situation involving innocent people out of fear of legal prosecution or physical harm.

First referenced by news outlets in the aftermath of a woman on a NYC subway getting burned alive by an illegal migrant.

"Invoking fears of legal backlash, the Daniel Penny Effect loomed large as bystanders watched helplessly during a horrifying Brooklyn subway attack where a woman was set on fire."

Daniel Penny Effect by average_daffy_duck December 26, 2024

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Be A Daniel Penny

CORRECT! DO IT BITCH!

Hym "I want you to see how many of your kids die if you kill me. I want you to realize that you have made humanity's final mistake and that the only person who could have saved you was butchered by a retard. Be a Daniel Penny. Think too highly of yourself and trade your life away for no good reason. You don't know how well what I did worked... And EVERYTHING... I do... Works..."

Be A Daniel Penny by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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