Daniel Isaac

A Daniel is a little bit of a funny character. He never fails to come up with jokes, no matter how lame they may be. He likes to watch vines, but has sadly gone on to watch tik tok videos, a slight disappointment. He’s definitely the Kim Kardashian of the family.

He loves Coke Zero and Lays chips. He loves red sauce pasta and pork in any form. He loves arm day, but hates leg day. He loves anything cherry flavoured and replies with “whaaaaat” when he doesn’t know what to say.

He’s overall a pretty great guy and father too. Even though he loves to bully his sisters, he knows he loves them.

Daniel Isaac :
“Hey are you watching vines?”
“No, I’m watching tik toks”
......
“You’re a Daniel Isaac”

“What’s one meat you could eat for the rest of your life?”
“Pork”- Daniel Isaac

*someone tells joke
*daniel doesn’t understand

“.... whaaaaaat” - Daniel Isaac

Daniel Isaac by Famousamoscookies March 20, 2019

Isaac Daniel

The most attractive guy he has the most w rizz known to mankind
He will steal ur girl any day of the week
HAS THE BIGGEST JOHNSON (9"+)

I love Isaac Daniel

Isaac Daniel by i heart isaac July 10, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016