"Hey do you guys wanna give me a dandelion?"
"Sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time."
"Sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time."
by heetee! May 19, 2010
The act at the end of a blowjob, when the performer blows the semen during the ejaculation in the receivers direction.
by SS Truppenkommandant Reichen December 2, 2017
Men or women too afraid to order a sandwich without a gun in their pants. Of little egos who can only get a boost from gun toting. Who think the second amendment means semi-automatic weapons for deer hunting, and believe it take more courage not to show emotion than it does to be yourself. Generally anyone who thinks hyper masculinity equals strength, and education is a weakness. Dandy, and Lion but basically a weed. The antithesis of "snowflake". Act strong, thinks thier're something, but in reality they are a weak weed, that like the dandelion, pony's on to the wind's strength to spead, having no real power of their own.
" Ah man that dandelion thinks he needs a gun even to buy a sandwich", " Dude, stop being a dandelion and blaming Obama, when your income went up because of him", " Man Donald Trump is a Dandelion, all bluster, but no brain", " I looked out at a sea of Dandelions waiting to be plucked, believing anything they are told as long as you tell them how great they are, especailly if they're not"
by sweet potato bumpkin January 3, 2017
by ACursiveMime April 28, 2008
by Jacksjoe May 31, 2006
When you go to eat the pussy or the ass and you see little pieces of toilet paper so you just blow them away and make a wish.
"Dude I went to eat her ass and there was some toilet paper stuck on her so I gave her The Dandelion."
When you go to eat the pussy or the ass and you see little pieces of toilet paper so you just blow them away and make a wish.
When you go to eat the pussy or the ass and you see little pieces of toilet paper so you just blow them away and make a wish.
by RATTLESNAKE JAKE January 26, 2018
The act of pinching someone's nostrils to cut off their air supply from their nose. At this point, the person will have to open their mouth to breathe. When this happens, the pincher urinates inside the unwillingly open mouth of the victim.
by Big L May 7, 2004