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Dance Boner 

When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during any type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.
Last night at Homecoming, Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him.
Dance Boner by BasketOfFish September 17, 2006

Dance Boner 

When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during ANY type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.
Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him last night at Homecoming.
Dance Boner by BasketOfFish September 19, 2008

boner dance 

It's when a male get's a boner and to express his happiness he does a boner dance that involves a lot of humping anything that has a hole.
"Dan did the boner dance while we where in Social Studies."
boner dance by Andre January 5, 2005

Boner dance 

When a guy gets a boner and tries to casually adjust it without catching anyone's attention.
Mike and I were cuddling and he totally did the boner dance.
Boner dance by Sonofabean May 30, 2014
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