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big dick dan by Gay Uganda January 15, 2018
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Dan Ching Dick Clink
Where two dicks meet at such force that they both shatter the space time continuum.
Creating natural disasters, catastrophic astrological complications and immediate death to participants.
Creating natural disasters, catastrophic astrological complications and immediate death to participants.
Dan Ching Dick Clink by Dan Chinng June 12, 2026
Dick Lickin Dan
The guy from the bay area San Francisco who went on a dick licking spree for 12 days before autorities caught him back in 1978. He would break into your house and lick your dick and then bolt out the window, door, etc... He has since then served his sentence and now he is an elementary school teacher at a san francisco public school. Dick Lickin' Dan is now used as an insult rather than a name of the infamous Dick Lickin' Dan of 78'
FRY GUY: here's youre order duuuuuude (in a stoner voice)
CUSTOMER: WtF DICK LICKIN DAN! u got my order wrong.
Fry GUy: whhhhhhhhhhat?
CUSTOMER: WtF DICK LICKIN DAN! u got my order wrong.
Fry GUy: whhhhhhhhhhat?
Dick Lickin Dan by Fatkid from the bay. August 21, 2006
Dick Head Dan
Dick Head Dan is anyone who get's a job that he did not do anything to earn it. Most Dick head Dans are gay,young, short haired and also sport a goatee. Dick Head Dan's will swing off any ball sack that will get him ahead.
Can you believe how Joe pulled off that Dick Head Dan and got that job it really pays to suck anyones balls if you are willing.
Dick Head Dan by Wheels 59 April 25, 2010
Dick Farm Dan
1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
Dick Farm Dan by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2022
Dick Nose Dan
A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.
Dick Nose Dan by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.