Dan Dick 

Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick

1 dan dick equals 11 inches

Cut me a board 3.25 dan dicks long

Dan Dick by The m kk January 17, 2018

big dick dan 

A guy named dan with a 1 inch dick.

Girl: Oh shit look its big dick dan!
Another Girl: What you mean he has a 1 inch dick.

big dick dan by Gay Uganda January 15, 2018

Dick Lickin Dan 

The guy from the bay area San Francisco who went on a dick licking spree for 12 days before autorities caught him back in 1978. He would break into your house and lick your dick and then bolt out the window, door, etc... He has since then served his sentence and now he is an elementary school teacher at a san francisco public school. Dick Lickin' Dan is now used as an insult rather than a name of the infamous Dick Lickin' Dan of 78'

FRY GUY: here's youre order duuuuuude (in a stoner voice)
CUSTOMER: WtF DICK LICKIN DAN! u got my order wrong.
Fry GUy: whhhhhhhhhhat?

Dick Lickin Dan by Fatkid from the bay. August 21, 2006

Dick Head Dan 

Dick Head Dan is anyone who get's a job that he did not do anything to earn it. Most Dick head Dans are gay,young, short haired and also sport a goatee. Dick Head Dan's will swing off any ball sack that will get him ahead.

Can you believe how Joe pulled off that Dick Head Dan and got that job it really pays to suck anyones balls if you are willing.

Dick Head Dan by Wheels 59 April 25, 2010

Dick Farm Dan 

1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.

1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!

Dick Farm Dan by Willie shaverpus December 15, 2022

Dick Nose Dan 

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

Dick Nose Dan by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024

Dick me down dan 

Term used only in the Bay Area. Commonly used as an insult to someone or joking comment.

Example: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?"

"Why? You tryna dick me down Dan?"

Dick me down dan by Justin THE YAY September 11, 2016