dame judy

Another way of saying the popular word "dench" famously plucked from the actor Dame Judy Dench's name.

This is no way an insult to her.

Man 1: "Holy shit mate, that car is awesome."
Man 2: "Yeah man, it's dame judy."

Geeza 1: "Woah, that finish was dame judy"

dame judy by benvg November 10, 2012

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Dame Judy

A particularly powerful and offensive odour usually associated with farting or number 2's. A stench, but on the next level. Mostly experienced following a night of drinking and consumption of nasty fast-food that you wouldn't normally eat unless drunk, a strong indication of bowel or other inner turmoil.

Bob: Dude don't use the bathroom for 10 minutes, I just made a proper Dame Judy in there. Must've been the vodka last night

Bill: Yeah, that and dodgy take-away
Bob: Tru dat

Man did you just fart? Omg that's proper Dame Judy! Open the window!

Dame Judy by Richmilo January 26, 2021

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dame judy dench

An expression of anger or sexual longing

Sexual: I'm going to Dame Judy Dench the shit out of you (winky face)
Anger: I'M GOING TO DAME JUDY DENCH THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!! (Aggressive face)

dame judy dench by faeceious gelatinous October 28, 2013

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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