N: A sexual act that involves your partner placing the bill of an aquatic avian animal into your anus. After the bill is firmly placed into the anal cavity, the water fowl is violently spanked to the point of causing the animal to quack.
Jimsaid to Dan,"So Dan, did you go all the way with Lucy the other night?"
With a coy smile, Dan responds,"Oh yeah! I think I am going to marry that girl. Her and I were Daffy Duckin half of the night. That is why I am standing. I can't sit down. Plus I think I am bleeding."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!