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danville girl 

A Danville Girl is like a stereotypical white girl, but worse. The typical danville girl lives on Starbucks, Vitality Bowl, and Cream, and is rarely found wearing any other clothing brand besides Lulu Lemon leggings, Brandy Melville, uggs, and Converse High Tops. They usually wake up at 6 am every morning to flat iron the absolute shit out of their hair and put on way too much eyeliner for school, even though they say they slept in and woke up at 7:10 and almost missed their bus for the illusion that they look that way naturally. After school every day, they can be seen in a large group, often times wearing matching skirts, taking a photo on their white iPhones. Danville Girls are the type of girls that can make even a Camelback waterbottle mainstream. Danville Girls try to flaunt their virtually non-existent boobs, and think every guy they talk to wants to date them. They think they are hipsters, and are all wannabe tumblr girls. They frequently throw parties whenever they get a new 100 followers on Instagram. Danville Girls only travel in large heards, much like zombies, and they will appear lost if they are ever alone. When they sneeze, they scream to attract as much attention to themselves as possible. They are, for lack of a better word, attention whores. If you ever find yourself in the wake of a Danville Girl, either run, or give her a starbucks giftcard as a peace offering.
Macey: Oh no! I'm surrounded by Danville Girls!
Olivia: Drop your frappuccino and run!
danville girl by Marilyn 5SOS September 30, 2013
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Dadilator 

The wrong way of saying Radiator.

The word used instead of 'Radiator' by Jolly boy John.
"Bleed ma dadilator!!!" - Jolly boy John, Burnistoun TV Series.
Dadilator by Themanwithonename September 18, 2012
The older I get, the more I realise Dad knows best...
"Paint the skirting boards before the wall or the other way around? Time to call for some Dadvice."
Dadvice by MarcGJ April 4, 2008
A relatively large and wealthy town, about 40 minutes east of San Fransisco. Often referred to as the Danville Bubble, because its unlike most of the surrounding area. Over 40,000 inhabitants, roughly 13 of them are black. A town where literally everyone drives with their headlights on, night or day, rain or shine; many may not even know how to turn their headlights off. One of the preppiest places on earth, but the majority think they are pretty hardcore because of their "jerking" dancing abilities, cars that were nice 10 years ago, use of the word "hella" in every sentence and ability to not try in school and get good grades. There are two highschools that hate each other's guts, for the sole reason that they were best friends when they went to middle school together middle school. Roughly 45% of the females in the school are cheerleaders, and about 75% of the males are "jocks" (Although by the way, being on the Quidditch team does NOT qualify you as an athlete!). Many of the girls act like total skanks, but TONS are in relationships for years and dont have sex. Also, a disproportional number of Mormons and wanna-be christians conclude this unique town, with more strange traditions than you would ever believe.
Bro, why are your eyes hella blind today?
Dude! I just drove through Danville and was blinded by all the headlights.
The name Darvill is mostly a male name. Darvill Is a loyal and trustworthy person , he's always there when you need him and will always find a way to put a smile on his favourite person .If you have a best friend called Darvill make sure you keep him forever, he's a courageous and strong boy , but dosent show .
In a relationship with Darvill you will have a very loving and caring boyfriend. He loves and cares for he's close friends . He's a short tempered person and gets angry really quick, with a Darvill you will have lots of great time , he's just the person you need on your bad days .Most people called Darvill need to be shown love and cared for
Girl 1: Is your best friend called Darvill
Girl 2: yeah!
Girl 1 : keep him forever . He really loves you
Darvill by Carey Eaton December 12, 2021

Danville NH 

Tiny town in south eastern New Hampshire with one road in, one road out. There is one set of lights, approximately 11 streetlights, and a gas station. However, the gas station does have ice cream, pizza, and a general store... so they don't totally live in the dark. The town had an epidemic a few centuries ago killing off many of the residents. Since then, its been built back up with transplants mostly from Methuen. Really. Ask the neighbors. Chances are they are from Methuen too.

Danville is super-quiet and with only two cop cars... if they are parked behind the station, chances of getting pulled over on the way home are pretty slim.
Danville NH is teeny tiny and has virtually no business.
Danville NH by Chalet May 3, 2008